June 2012
: sexual fustration.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: amazing cuz we role played
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: bow wow
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Touching me from the back
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: church
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: when i found out he had a small penis
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: watching some dude eat. watching his mouth.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: i use my own hands
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: lick and suck my neck while touching me
10: Top or bottom? Top
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? one is enough, but more is always good
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Drugs
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Cattle
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: hairy balls (dislike) and how hard it gets (like)
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes, it was awesome
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: all the time
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? never had one
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: chocolate
21: How big is too big: more than 8 inches.
22: One sexual thing you would never do: i dont fuck with the butthole.
23: Biggest turn on: a guys sex face when he fucks you
24: Three spots that drive you insane: belly legs neck
25: Worst possible time to get horny: church
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yes. its hott.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: doing it when i didnt shower yet
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: sexy ass body
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: yeah...sure
32: Fill in the blank: "If they __leave__, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body: my thighs
34: Favorite foreplay activities: not dressing up.... but pretending to be in different scenarios. (ex: therapist & client)
35: Love (>, sex
36: What do you wear to bed? undies
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? no
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? valentines day 2011
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes, in a park
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes, with someone i will eventually love.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? no
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? if i could get away with it
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? any r&b
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? dancing
47: Most attractive celebrity? channing tatum or ryan gosling
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? i dont watch porn
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 2 hours old being concieved.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? a guy tellling me how good he is in bed.
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) no
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) love it. love the hardness
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? hott
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? hotter.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? no
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) no, i lost it in someones car.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?yeah
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes. hed be a douche if he did that
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? porn star
62: Do you watch porn? i try
63: How small is too small?hot dog size
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? no
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? tyler letourneau. it meant nothing.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? id love too, he wouldnt
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? no
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? guys are supposed to be hairy
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? definatly
70: Booty or Boobs? booty
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Sir
72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes. he was a dick and i wanted to get back at him
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Chyna
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) my first time
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? i wouldnt care
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina: ew thats ugly
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? masturbate. fuck a girl. fuck a girl in the ass. piss on a wall. get it sucked
